Scotty Lago f*cking rules

We at VT Death Rider are more stoked on Scotty than anything else that went down in the olympics. Scotty is a snowboarders snowboarder and we love him here at VT Death Rider. Olympic snowboarding is pretty fucking gay, but Scotty made it cool and keeps it real on and off the snow.
He is the best person to represent snowboarding on a national level, especially with the felatio that chick performed on his medal.
They gave him the key to the city in his hometown, pretty fucking rad. Congrats Scotty.